MY pina colada is going down swimmingly at the pool bar, where I’m dangling my feet in warm water awaiting my spa treatment.

I feel I’ve stumbled on one of Europe’s greatest secrets — and I’m actually excited to share it with you.

For the price of an overnight stay at a top London spa, I’ve bagged a return flight to one of the Continent’s prettiest cities, three nights in a swish hotel and two days’ access to the biggest wellbeing, relaxation and entertainment centre in Europe.

Therme Bucharest in the Romanian capital has to be seen to be believed.